Shopping

Well i did something i haven't done in the longest time the other day. I went shopping. Funny as it sounds when you hear a man say that well he enjoyed his spot of shopping. As it turns out i remembered my love for it.

I had gone with my bff to buy her BF some new stuff for his birthday. Well as it turns out there are upsides to it. Well for one i learnt that women need to understand how to get a guy to come shopping. Poor dude you have to understand most of the male race has grown up with solids, checks, stripes and dots.

So how do you get him to go shopping? Here's a quick pointer list.
1) Fill fuel. make sure he's well fed. otherwise he's gonna get cranky and want to shove off like a hungry bull.
2)Itenary: yup plan what you want to buy. it'll save you money and he'll be happy and take you where you want to go when you are specific. In fact he'll streamline it for you.
3) Time please. Yes that's right time your shopping.It will seriously make your life easier. As it turns out its a goal driven thing. If you cant find it in that time just leave. If you tell him how long you are gonna be and stick to it believe me you'll be a happy shopper. I once told a friend and a customer that he should tell her husband how long she wants to shop; turned out the next time around he doubled her saree bill. :-D
4)Do squeeze in extras. make sure you put the time to utmost use and make him feel a little wanted than just the chauffeur and bag carrier.
5) Opinions: My dear girl I said opinion not decision. the decision is yours but the opinion is nice to have.

Now now dont jump on me for being like this i was only trying to help. It is the easiest way. Think about it you can apply it to yourself too. Makes great sense and makes shopping more fun.

Well do let me know what you think and if this works for you :-D

whats life without a high

It is kind of rare that i write or feel like writing. Looks like i found something to talk about today.
The odd times that i hit a party i get faced with the same old darned questions...
1. YOU DONT DRINK? WHY?
2. YOU DONT SMOKE? (as if its cardinal sin)
3. YOU DONT DO ANY O THAT?
4. WHAT DO YOU DO?

and THEN my best bud P pipes in and goes oh him yeah he's just high on life. yes so now ya think im going to rant and rave about whats wrong with not drinking and smoking and the rest. well im not. thats the entire fun of it. to sit without so much as a drop of alcohol in my stomach and at 2 am im flying high free as a bird wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
no im serious. its true. by 3 am you'd be scratching your head wondering what the hell did you eat anyway? Ever considered how much fun it is to sit among a bunch of drunks and crack drunk jokes and play drunk games with them? i've played drunk football. black jack and others among all of it and boy was it crazy.
one might wonder what it is that i do that entire time i'm there. well as it turns out i cook for em (barbecue), fix their drinks i make a couple once in a while and dj for them. its the music thats my fix. the way it takes off when you are sleepy hungry and at a party and playing the music. thats when music hits you the hardest multiplying your every feeling and magnifying your sleep and hunger. i cant sleep i dont want to. im hungry but i dont want to my heads reeling i dont want to. this is where megadeth are right......

My head is talking to me
I don't know what it needs
but the loudest voice
is the one I heed....
Insomnia, my swollen bloodshot eyes
Insomnia, awake till morning light
Insomnia, stirring deep inside
Insomnia, somebody turn out the lights......


good night. How about high on sleep deprivation by choice?