Sunday, August 23, 2009

Trippin...

Last night was spent at my friends place. I as usual was just lolling around chatting. A nice end to a hectic week. Sit down relax listen to music. Then came to the point of tripping. His opinion as usual is either a quart of whiskey or vodka depending on his mood.


I agree wholly; fortunately for me i don't need that much coaxing to get me there. Lets get to that... what makes you trip?

here's my list:

1) Sugar. i cannot begin to tell you how good this stuff is :-D no i mean the regular eating sugar not the other stuff. Have teaspoonful on an empty growling stomach and watch it hit! It is crazy! Takes me 3 spoonfuls though!

2) chocolate and fizzy drinks. Okay don't laugh but its my trip i don't see why i cant have my little fun!

6 small Hershey's and that's alll I need. Well the fizzy stuff needs to be 2 liters down in under an hour but that's just crazy stuff.

3) Music. What can i say about this? Nothing really some good rock or trance is just enough to send you into some crazy zone. Mixed with a cocktail of exhaustion and sleep-deprivation and it IS KILLER! Personally i need some 1200 micrograms or astral projection or a nice list of old rock to get me going!

That's only my lil list whats yours? Let me know...

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Strange smell

OKAY, today's post is a little more different. i would request you to reply. it'll make life more fun. i was at lunch when one of the staff at the store had gotten something smelly. No no it wasn't bad. quite nice actually it was a pulav of some sort.




It got me thinking: DO people smell like what they eat or do most? here's some examples:


1. my mum and dad always smelt like my store when they got home. very pleasant soothing aroma of flowers or something.

2. my first ex-gf. she was gujju. her sweaters especially smelt like my naani's muthia. which is a gujju delicacy. I rather like it so i let it be.

3. my second ex is mangy. well she like my aunts house kinda have this faint distinct smell of fish. i didn't like it too much but ok.

3. a very old friend of mine from college. She is short resembles a 10 year old is catholic and always, almost ALWAYS smelt of flowers. I have no clue why!

4. another friend of mine. another woman again. she's very sweet we get along well. but everytime she meets her bf i can only smell his brand of smokes mixed with her perfume. not the best combo i might bed.

5. My oldest bud P. Well every i can generally smell only his alcohol on him. i don't know why. unless he's hit his favourite VAT!

Well these are only five examples. i have more but fear of getting obliterated worries me. what do you think? you know anyone like this? Any experience? Let me know...

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

System Frustrations

This is just a simple compilation of what people do when they are frustrated with their system...



1. Spinning the mouse around. The dumbest darn thing to do! Yes, it asks the system to respond. But just wait will you!!!

2. Banging the mouse. This is the most amusing one. I don't get what carnal satisfaction you get with this. But okay!!

3. Growling and shaking the monitor. Here's the deal: ITS only a DISPLAY ya moron!!!

4. Hitting the enter key. Okay now why the hell would you do this? It's only gonna mess your work up more. Yeah right, like you're listening.

5. Banging the keyboard. Its a keyboard for pete's sake! Doing this wont do jack; but it will make for amusing IM chats later. kinda like "i love this cake" would become -> 89 ;opvBe..... ah you get the point.

6. Hitting the CPU. Well my dear friend, neither is it a bajaj scooter nor is this a bullock cart that hitting it will do you NO good. Maybe make your doctor happy.

This is a slightly more computer savvy person's list now:

7. Hitting F5. Well isn't that smart of you! Bravo. You learned how to hit refresh without the mouse.

8. Switching windows. This is just sheer genius. Did you know focusing on a window allows it to FINISH the job. Guess not.

9. Ctrl+Alt+Del. Well this just had to be there. I don't know what you got out of doing this. Wait lets look at 10 first.



10. The TASK MANAGER. Well you really needed to do this now didn't you? It just adds to the load you bum. Let it be. (in an annoying girl scout voice) 'ooo look at me i'm gonna open the task manager and find out whats the deal with my program. ooo i'm so smart.'

End of the day doing all of the above just doesn't help. Well except the power button.. hehe.... no offense to the girl scouts.




gosh darn stupid keyboard enter button.... %^$@#:"| grrrrrrr

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

I watched i liked and You should try The Hazzards



Well i dont generally like the idea of reviewing an old movie. It just doesn't make sense to me. there's already enough said about it for me to be adding any more. But then again there area just pieces of this silly cinema we all watch that just appeal.

Let me be honest for those who dont know me personally. I'm a fan of slapstick comedy and anything that has an engine and moves. This movie is real appeal to me. It has the right mix of stupidity and humour. Yes the two are separate.

Its a tale of two cousins and they're escapades. one might at some point relate them to hooligans of the first order. But in real perspective they are very true of heart and clean. Well MAYBE not both of them. However they do like to see things through completely. something we sometimes forget to do. They are like the ideal mama's boys. Unfortunately there seems to be a broken link in the family linkage itself.

This movie is a must watch for any gear head. It has the great General Lee(car). Personally i loved the way the challenger finally turned out. This is a picture taken from Wikipedia is from the original show the movie car is fairly similar. The final car in the movie is running a Hemi.


The other thing most people watch this movie for is the appearance of Daisy Duke the younger cousin of the Duke boys. Well I dont have much to say about her except that at some point she just has to be daft to allow herself to be literally used through the movie SOOO many times.

So what did strike me? It just seems like the same old mix of stuff from the same old bag. But here the point is like Bo hears in the start sometimes its just about doing the circuit round and round and keeping your eye on the road...