1. Spinning the mouse around. The dumbest darn thing to do! Yes, it asks the system to respond. But just wait will you!!!
2. Banging the mouse. This is the most amusing one. I don't get what carnal satisfaction you get with this. But okay!!
3. Growling and shaking the monitor. Here's the deal: ITS only a DISPLAY ya moron!!!
4. Hitting the enter key. Okay now why the hell would you do this? It's only gonna mess your work up more. Yeah right, like you're listening.
5. Banging the keyboard. Its a keyboard for pete's sake! Doing this wont do jack; but it will make for amusing IM chats later. kinda like "i love this cake" would become -> 89 ;opvBe..... ah you get the point.
6. Hitting the CPU. Well my dear friend, neither is it a bajaj scooter nor is this a bullock cart that hitting it will do you NO good. Maybe make your doctor happy.
This is a slightly more computer savvy person's list now:
7. Hitting F5. Well isn't that smart of you! Bravo. You learned how to hit refresh without the mouse.
8. Switching windows. This is just sheer genius. Did you know focusing on a window allows it to FINISH the job. Guess not.
9. Ctrl+Alt+Del. Well this just had to be there. I don't know what you got out of doing this. Wait lets look at 10 first.
10. The TASK MANAGER. Well you really needed to do this now didn't you? It just adds to the load you bum. Let it be. (in an annoying girl scout voice) 'ooo look at me i'm gonna open the task manager and find out whats the deal with my program. ooo i'm so smart.'
End of the day doing all of the above just doesn't help. Well except the power button.. hehe.... no offense to the girl scouts.
gosh darn stupid keyboard enter button.... %^$@#:"| grrrrrrr
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